Shlemofon + Sapogi Jackboots! for sale in San Antonio Texas

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A shelmo-what? No, that isn't a Yiddish response to someone sneezing, it's a Russian tanker's crash helmet (Summer issue), size large! 60 bucks gets you a cool piece of cold war history that was used in the Afghan war, and is fully functional and tested. Put it on display! Listen to music! Shout slurs at people while you game! Annoy your girlfriend by wearing it to keep your ears warm! Please come back, Hailey.

No stinky surplus mildew smell you get with a lot of old equipment, and no dry rot. I can even include the simple little system I used to get the earphones up and running with a modern PC. It's a jury rig, but you can listen to music on them. The helmet alone cost me 75 bucks + shipping. The electronics another 20. You're getting a STUPID deal here.

As for sizing, I have a giant turnip head that barely fits into most hats, so that "Large" is in freedom units, not commie versts or whatever.

This thing is cool as heck, but I'm moving, so the more of my little surplus collection that I don't have to carry with me the better.

$60

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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Authentic Russian sapogi jackboots in men's size 13 (but intended for size 11.5-12 with the right socks)! Could likely fit a little bigger or smaller. These are meant to be worn with thick stockings.

Have you ever wanted to be a totalitarian thug? No? Well, now, for just 60 bucks, you can anyway! Be the boot stamping on humanity's face -- forever! And that's for almost half of what it'd cost you at any online store!

And now, for the low, low price of just 100 dollars American, you can own both the Shlemofon AND the boots! Look cool while you march that poor innocent babushka to the gulag!

Weird political opinions not necessary for purchase. Deal not valid in California. Cheeki breeki not included.

Shlemofon - $60
Boots - $60
CRAZY Bundle Deal - $100? Cyka blyat!

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